{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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