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Henry de Jouvenel des Ursins was a French journalist and statesman. He was the French High Commissioner in Syria and Lebanon from 23 December 1925 until 23 June 1926.
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Thomas Petrus A. Koenis is a Dutch retired basketball player. Standing at 2.10 m, he played at the center position.
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