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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}