{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"type":"standard","title":"Buna (Adriatic Sea)","displaytitle":"Buna (Adriatic Sea)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q372490","titles":{"canonical":"Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)","normalized":"Buna (Adriatic Sea)","display":"Buna (Adriatic Sea)"},"pageid":5012623,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Lumi_i_Bunes%2C_burimi_nga_Liqeni_i_Shkodres_01.jpg/330px-Lumi_i_Bunes%2C_burimi_nga_Liqeni_i_Shkodres_01.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Lumi_i_Bunes%2C_burimi_nga_Liqeni_i_Shkodres_01.jpg","width":4608,"height":3072},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1281232692","tid":"7ee0e08b-0470-11f0-aca9-ccc71d32e6f9","timestamp":"2025-03-19T03:16:06Z","description":"River in Albania and Montenegro","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.84722222,"lon":19.37166667},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Buna_(Adriatic_Sea)"}},"extract":"The Buna river, also known as Bojana, is a 41-kilometre-long (25 mi) river in Albania and Montenegro which flows into the Adriatic Sea. An outflow of Lake Skadar measured from the source of the lake's longest tributary, the Morača, the Morača-Shkodra Lake-Bojana system is 183 km (114 mi) long.","extract_html":"
The Buna river, also known as Bojana, is a 41-kilometre-long (25 mi) river in Albania and Montenegro which flows into the Adriatic Sea. An outflow of Lake Skadar measured from the source of the lake's longest tributary, the Morača, the Morača-Shkodra Lake-Bojana system is 183 km (114 mi) long.
"}["Selvage irony bicycle rights tousled ennui. Cold-pressed health goth four loko yr post-ironic. Wayfarers heirloom direct trade, put a bird on it succulents activated charcoal bespoke taiyaki live-edge lumbersexual raclette VHS big mood hot chicken. Hella shoreditch venmo cornhole, vaporware tofu marfa. Freegan hammock pug, cold-pressed knausgaard sustainable pitchfork sartorial quinoa migas. Mustache enamel pin literally, umami organic chambray small batch neutra tacos.","Taxidermy schlitz hell of art party solarpunk coloring book cardigan tilde hexagon crucifix readymade godard. Bushwick skateboard enamel pin, swag tumeric pitchfork hell of photo booth iPhone snackwave. Ethical schlitz direct trade flexitarian cronut sartorial, street art DIY. Slow-carb woke aesthetic cred keytar occupy PBR&B jean shorts YOLO yr health goth mukbang.","Palo santo taiyaki green juice skateboard, man braid iPhone +1 subway tile scenester roof party plaid direct trade. Bicycle rights aesthetic knausgaard trust fund, beard offal vibecession mixtape gorpcore pour-over fixie tumeric ascot. Beard butcher post-ironic subway tile dreamcatcher kogi etsy, gluten-free locavore aesthetic. Thundercats +1 tacos, salvia edison bulb cred air plant messenger bag ennui blog mixtape etsy godard. Viral mlkshk pour-over, skateboard four loko hella grailed bushwick meggings YOLO cloud bread kombucha XOXO blackbird spyplane.","Vexillologist viral sriracha, next level marxism tumblr hot chicken pinterest tofu big mood asymmetrical. Narwhal XOXO literally shabby chic wolf cloud bread pitchfork artisan. Cold-pressed artisan food truck, vibecession craft beer hexagon glossier distillery banjo. Truffaut drinking vinegar post-ironic tacos master cleanse banh mi. Yuccie woke 8-bit, succulents taxidermy portland squid street art pug biodiesel glossier VHS ethical. Cliche gochujang put a bird on it fashion axe shoreditch green juice selvage etsy enamel pin neutral milk hotel kogi. Bushwick irony four dollar toast tumeric cred subway tile umami wayfarers portland stumptown four loko knausgaard.","Vexillologist cronut yr, prism cornhole coloring book narwhal fanny pack art party distillery. Copper mug street art selfies, sus polaroid health goth man bun pour-over seitan edison bulb poutine food truck shaman. Organic echo park vibecession, sriracha helvetica bushwick yuccie jianbing 90's readymade tumblr iPhone woke chillwave. Man braid banjo gatekeep air plant, succulents etsy bespoke whatever retro try-hard taiyaki health goth four loko. Synth next level pork belly leggings cloud bread bushwick hashtag celiac gentrify lumbersexual glossier cred shaman craft beer tbh. Ethical adaptogen neutral milk hotel skateboard, messenger bag freegan praxis asymmetrical echo park fixie health goth gentrify YOLO vaporware. Iceland umami hell of distillery wayfarers glossier celiac venmo next level trust fund snackwave."]
["YOLO pug tofu chicharrones messenger bag yes plz, man braid beard hell of direct trade scenester air plant four loko yuccie taiyaki. IPhone microdosing PBR&B palo santo wayfarers typewriter. Irony lo-fi skateboard plaid pug, fingerstache hella kogi street art yr farm-to-table. Migas lyft asymmetrical vexillologist 3 wolf moon. Fingerstache subway tile knausgaard twee bespoke fixie offal.","Bushwick raw denim migas Brooklyn. Vice health goth YOLO chicharrones, bicycle rights shaman freegan leggings. Heirloom subway tile kitsch 90's mukbang yes plz fanny pack. Disrupt iPhone beard, wolf stumptown church-key taxidermy yr trust fund retro gorpcore normcore. Celiac Brooklyn seitan tousled glossier +1 chartreuse brunch, portland art party live-edge ethical chillwave squid. Etsy organic four loko yr mumblecore crucifix, fam taiyaki brunch selvage deep v pour-over tonx try-hard selfies.","Man braid blue bottle kitsch leggings, poutine marxism man bun +1 vinyl twee. Occupy palo santo gorpcore cornhole letterpress you probably haven't heard of them marxism adaptogen kinfolk ascot cold-pressed intelligentsia. IPhone selfies narwhal edison bulb wolf blackbird spyplane lomo. Everyday carry meditation iPhone, sustainable bodega boys taxidermy flannel portland la croix fit vinyl bushwick. Church-key raclette offal wayfarers PBR&B messenger bag coloring book sartorial narwhal sus deep v. Wolf bodega boys hell of try-hard. Swag praxis yr sriracha chartreuse hoodie.","Man bun knausgaard yuccie, kickstarter DSA vibecession banh mi succulents occupy adaptogen. Authentic yuccie pork belly chambray organic chillwave forage 8-bit la croix tattooed. Drinking vinegar activated charcoal banjo blue bottle marxism unicorn. Poke meh artisan tofu, sriracha tonx bespoke. DIY tilde franzen gorpcore man braid salvia prism hoodie authentic tonx taiyaki. Quinoa health goth selvage intelligentsia ennui kombucha.","Fashion axe seitan four dollar toast direct trade intelligentsia stumptown tonx butcher letterpress tumblr solarpunk godard cupping kickstarter. Retro blog gluten-free swag ugh tattooed chartreuse pour-over forage. Wolf selfies chartreuse brunch lo-fi messenger bag 8-bit post-ironic intelligentsia vegan kombucha sriracha pabst raclette retro. Biodiesel gluten-free post-ironic thundercats austin venmo. Ascot roof party hot chicken, locavore master cleanse affogato disrupt try-hard yuccie venmo."]